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03 September 2007

Tonight I transported an arrest one of my buddies made. The charge was prostitution: he had been working an off-duty security job at a downtown apartment building and saw the car pull in by the back fence of the subsidized housing block next door. When the car blacked out and nobody got out of it, his curiosity was piqued. He walked up and shone his flashlight into the car just as the contracted blowjob was in full swing. The party of the second part was "Lindsay", a known local vagrant/crack whore. She has both syphilis and hepatitis C (but "just a little bit," she insists).

When we asked the guy how much his servicing had set him back, he told us ten dollars.

"You're lying!" Lindsay shouted accusingly. "It was five dollars!"

This was apparently quite the point of honor - she groused about it the whole time I drove her to County. "I don't know why he lied to you all," she grumbled. "He just offered me five dollars. And I wasn't too happy about it, either." She also complained about where he had parked. "That was so stupid," she said. I replied that he didn't seem like a very smart guy in the first place.

I guess the moral here is that when you compromise your professional standards, bad things happen.