Sunday is "escape day." That's right, we're allowed to leave the retreat and go play in Ft. Collins for the day. There's talk of some of us Naropa U. types going to see "The Return of the King." I'm trying to convince everyone that we should all go somewhere where we can all get a T-shirt to wear in the mediation hall the next day. You know, like "I went to Jumbo's Clown Room and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" or "I went to Jose's house of Mexican Insanity Peppers and Burritos as Big as Your Head and I ate the worm." You get the idea.
Meditation is going well. How devastating and beautiful it is to watch my mind and see what an astonishing screw-up I am.
I hope you are all doing well. I miss you boys and all the steaming piles of funny that you leave at analogcabin.com.
Great Stupa of Dharmakaya12/20/2003
Gentlemen …and Analogcabin Jones:
This is the Great Stupa of Dharmakaya, a monument on the land here at the S.M.C. A votive, if you will (or if you will not). Just a glimpse of my temporary abode.
All is going well. I don't know how much progress I'm making on the meditation cushion, but my buddy Ferris Buhler (yes, that is his real name; and yes, he is as cool as his cinematic doppelganger) said to me quite out of the blue the other day, "You're doing a good job, Shakti. Were all proud of you." This, of course, led me to wonder what exactly it is that I have done to earn the perhaps dubious honor of Mr. Ferris Buhler's pride. Hmmm…Food for the next nine hours of meditation.
Speaking of food, this whole oryaki dining thing is a ticking time bomb. I wonder if any of you investigated it on the blog. It's just so much form! And when you're dealing with hungry people who have been working on their neuroses all day
well, somebody's gonna snap (and I'm not ruling myself out on this).
It's starting to feel like a retreat this week. We've heard rumors about world news. I wonder is it true that Saddam Hussein has been captured? Because there is sure now way for me to confirm such information at this juncture. And what does my insatiable curiosity about world events tell me about my own mind? More food for nine hours
I miss you, boys. Hope you're all doing well. Until the next card
Shakti
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Correspondence from Shakti: Satan's Lapdog, or Man's Best Friend?
Posted by the spencer2000 @ 10:13 AM
Satan's Lapdog, or Man's Best Friend?12/16/2003
Howdy, fellas!
Greetings from the Shambhala Mountain Center! I hope this card finds you all happy and well in your respective cities of dwelling. The first few days here have been terrific. I think I've got this place figured out now: The trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Ha, ha! Just kidding.
I've been meditating around eight hours a day (and will continue to do so for the rest of the 30 days), sleeping on the shrine room floor (they overbooked), so a few of us Naropa boys are all together on futons in there), eating oryoki meals (Japanese meditative style of formal eating), and enjoying the beauty of this land. The giant Buddhist stupa (votive statue) here is also quite remarkable -- I'll send a postcard with a picture of it next.
How are you all, I wonder. What's happening at the Cabin? And are things well with the world? I've got no internet, TV, periodicals, magazines, no nothin'! There could have a major event in the last few days that I'm completely oblivious to. Hmm.
I must sign off for now. More soon.
Word to your mothers,
Shakti Man
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Friday, January 09, 2004
Argyle...Makes the People...Come Together
Posted by Jimmy Saffron @ 4:41 PM
A couple of weeks ago, Paul Krugman floated a New Years Wish asking that election reporters take the high road and not devolve into the candidate fashion police.
Yes, yes, Paul, that's all well and good. But goddamn, did you catch Wesley Clark in that sweater!
Even more distressing than the headline is the graf mentioning the Clark campaign's embrace of their endorsement from Madonna. I defer to our host for his 4-run shot off that hanging curve ball.
Speaking of our host, I'm pleased to hear of his plans for nuptial bliss. Don't know who the lucky girl is. I just hope she's prepared to hear wedding vows that go a little something like this:
"Dearest [name here]. When I first met you, I was but a Thornscape Apprentice, alone and lost in the Argoth Forest, with little to look forward to but an untimely death on the battlefields of Orin, beheaded by a Brackus, or crushed beneath the hooves of a Towering Baloth. You passed by me that time outside the Kavu's Lair, and your Stratadon scent entered my lungs and seized my heart with the force of a Lavamancer Hull Breech. Luckily, I cast Fanatical Devotion. Your morphed your last Echo Tracer, an effective counter, but ultimately no match for my Roar of the Kha. One last kiss from my Ensnare spell would seal the deal. You were mine, mine for the ages, a Luminous Angel forever at hand to harvest my Tainted Fields and mend my Festering Wounds with your sweet, sweet Sunfire Balm. Come, enter my Tranquil Thicket, for the Gods of Dominaria await their Weatherlight army, and we alone shall give it to them."
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TRIO
Posted by Billy Sumday @ 3:11 PM
Is Trio the best new cable network?
Name me a better one, bitches.
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Cheap, Indeed
Posted by Analogcabin @ 11:03 AM
How cheap of you, Sue. I see that Saffron's gotten to you, too. Well, that's fine. Join in his crusade against light. I will play Gandalf to his Saruman, and to your orc, if I must. It's not the role I'd choose, but it's one that I'll play.
Because I'm an actor. Metaphorically.
If I could choose, I'd be Legolas, because he can run really fast and jump all over monster without falling down.
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Thursday, January 08, 2004
Cheap Plug...
Posted by Sue @ 12:48 PM
So, I'm going to preface my cheap plug with a not-so-cheap plug. In fact, I'll start with a great plug. A congratulations!... to Analogcabin and his future wife. Yes, folks, our host is engaged to be married... to a WOMAN no less. Amazing. May their life be blessed and filled with the bountiful gifts of the god of Gozer, keymaster and slayer of the Slor.
So here's my cheap plug. I know I am compromising my anonymity by doing so, but my short film is playing on Ifilm. For those of you who wish to view it of your own free will, you may do so by visiting this link.
...And thanks for listening.
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Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Homeless for the Holidays
Posted by Billy Sumday @ 10:54 AM
Why is cardboard the industry standard for streetcorner beggars? It sometimes makes print difficult to read (especially when the color of the ink is not black), and I see more paper lying around than clean, empty, unmarked cardboard boxes. Sometimes I feel like I just don't understand homeless people. Sometimes I just have to say to myself, what are they thinking?
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Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Your One-Stop Nuclear Proliferation Shop
Posted by Jimmy Saffron @ 1:03 PM
Above is a brochure from Pakistan's secret Khan Research Laboratories, featuring components built during its thirty year program for enriching uranium.
This must have been the compromise. I understand the proposed catch-phrase "Our Vacuum Products are the Bomb!" was deemed too subtle.
I wonder how this affects our relations with India, when we'll bend over backwards to paint Pakistan as our ally in the war on terror despite clear evidence to the contrary, after invading a country to dismantle a nuclear weapons program that didn't exist.
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Monday, January 05, 2004
A Day Without Cabin's Bleating is Like A Day Without Sunshine
Posted by Jimmy Saffron @ 9:56 PM
The only more thing more likely to seep from Analogcabin's bowed and flaccid pen, besides some snickering paean to his own penis size, is a high-minded cry of incivility.
I don't know, Cabin. Seems to me you protest too much. One can only draw from the well of moral and ethical outrage so many times.
Whatevs. I stand by the Greatest Hits.
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2004 -- Still Not a Good Year for Saffron
Posted by Analogcabin @ 3:02 PM
I'll admit it. I was briefly seduced by Saffron's romanticism. I reread our greatest hits with glee, and I felt proud. Proud of what we did, the friendships we forged, and the comedy we made. For a moment, I felt close to you all again. I respected you all again.
But as with all of Saffron's creations, the sweetness quickly turned sour. The facade moldered and fell, revealing the architecture of his deceit. Obviously Saffron favored his own posts in compiling the greatest hits. Anyone that knows him or is even passingly acquainted with his misguided megalomania would expect nothing else. But for him to claim that this post was point and match, when he was immediately outclassed by me in this spirited rebuttal is morally and ethically outrageous.
I'm glad to see the turn of the year hasn't matured Jimmy at all. It looks as though we can look forward to another twelve months of buffoonery. Happy New Year to us.
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